J Allard Parts the Red Sea?

1. They totally missed on the Tablet PC concept and burned OEM's on it. Don't worry J's going to fix it!

2. They *totally* screwed device developers by dropping their OEM DRM scheme and release one of their own. Don't worry J's going fix the Zune.

3.They totally missed integrating new HID in xbox. Don't worry J's going to fix that too!

4. J's going to be working on an operating system GUI in about a decade. He'll fix that too!

What are the chances just one of those things will work out well for Microsoft?